"Champagne of Pain"
I bought a bottle of this stuff at recommendation of some friends, and honestly didn't know what to expect. It's a Chicago tradition, so I knew it was gonna be tough as steel, whatever it was. The initial flavor is great, but man that aftertaste! About halfway through the bottle (yes, I drank it to myself in one night) I finally got used to it. By the end of the bottle, Malört became my new favorite drink. Buy it, drink it. It'll put hair on places you didn't know you had places.